i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye
[leans against the wall flirtatiously] [leans too far] [falls over]
when you don’t understand which fahrtrichtung you have to exit the train in because the zugführer nuschelt wie sau
i swear to god people in my school will call me pencil dick boy for the rest of my life
Instead of killing an unwanted tree , this machine makes it possible to move it to a new place instead.
hello me again I like men.